So my friend Dana came over today and for the longest time we’ve been talking about making a character and going around making angry mobs chase us and stuff. So we decided to make a character together where she would totally govern what would happen in the game, having never played before and whoever we killed or whatever we stole or how many times we would go to jail would be saved onto this character’s file.
We decided to settle for a khajiit because we wanted a theif assassin to get into as much mischief as possible. We chose to be a male because the majority of my saves were already female characters and somehow down the line we decided he was going to be as manly as we could possibly make him.
we made him super buff, gave him a broad head, very squinty angry eyes, a cool ass fu-man-shoo, scars across his face ect. After we were done with his appearance we decided a really manly name for him. we thought “cuddles” “whiskers” “mittens” “fluffy” ect. then we looked up ridiculous cat names and found the perfect name
Mr. Tiddybomboms.
So, Mr. Tiddybomboms is the manliest Khajiit we’ve ever seen. So manly he doesn’t even need armor. He runs around naked. All the time. He’s also got an alcohol problem because that’s manly. He uses maces because it’s manly and steals cheese because…. its manly. I decided he is a childhood friend of Kiseenaji, my main khajiit character and has a childhood crush on her which angers Kiseenaji’s argonian boyfriend [my ex’s character] Sai-Sheek.
Tiddy doesn’t take any of your crap and intimidates his enemies with his nudity.
One thing that ended up happening was as soon as we got to Riverwood we went to the Riverwood Trader, tried putting pots over the peoples' heads so we could steal their coin, we got caught by stealing one coin and they started to attack ol' Tiddy. We ran out of there and there was our first angry mob. The village of Riverwood chasing after us. We ran across stream and waited for the ruckus to calm down then went back to the village when it was safe. We ran back inside the Riverwood trader and saw that the two owners/residents were still outside from having chased us out of the village. While they were gone we looted the entire place of all their gold, everything within the chests, their cheese and their wine then booked it to Whiterun. [all of this happened while Tiddy was naked too]. So, I have a feeling that the entire gameplay with this character will be like this.
I saw the character. I was slightly intimidated. I saw the name. I did a double take. I laughed my ass off. That was the general order when I saw this.
dude that icon is like, everything this character is based off of XD Me, Cody and my friend Dana [the one who helped me create this beast] keep shouting "MANLY" to everything since we made this character
That was the general order when I saw this.
Name.
Ever.